Cinematic Cyberhighway-wreck

Oh boy... Gazonk has just done it... he foolishly accepted the free tickets for one screening at the new online theatre in the cybermall... and it seems he just... JUST doesn't like what he watches. What cinematic horrors will he be forced to sit through? The infamous Dingo Pictures film upload? Cringy knockoffs? Unspeakable from the weird side of the web? Only he knows... and he's too shaken to tell you. Poor cybermessenger.